Ian Fistman - Chapter Three

Then the Engines cut out. Ian gets pissed off and kicks the console. It
springs back to life and charges for the Moon. It hits the moon, causing a
massive explosion and reaction, which sends the Moon towards Earth, just
as planned. The Glove, however, has gone in the opposite direction,
towards the Star known as Sol. Ian kicks the Ship again, which restores the
engines before he fell into the Sun. Unfortuantly for Ian, the Glove was
faceing the Sun, so the Engines blasted towards it anyway. The Glove then goes
into a rapid Tailspin of sorts, then glides in the Direction of Earth. Close call
for Ian. Damn Engines.

The Moon has to hit Earth at the right angle, otherwise the placement is ruined, and all that the Moon will do is flatten the Earth. It'll look cool though. But the Moon does hit at the right angle and the Probe Digger is buried underground! From there, it'll dig down to the core of the planet and convert Lava into Unleaded Fuel. The Moon also didn't hit the Earth itself, as the impact of the Probe caused the Moon to bounce off itself and drift into Space. It just drifted off into the deep dephs of space. Of course, this now means no Tides. Oh well, screw the Surfers! Smug beach-dwellers...

The Probe reaches the core, and Volcanos erupt throughout the World and Millions die. Thiscauses the Icecaps to Melt, Millions drown. And so on and on and on! Eventually, Two Billion die throught the Home planet of the Empire. One good thing is that the Probe works and Fuel is filtered through to the other Project that was being worked on. A giant Spaceship about a quarter the size of the world. Very Sleek, yet Rustic design and a Chockfull of Weaponry! It was to be named 'AWESOMESHIP EARTH', or something like that anyway. And the bridge contains a Fist-shaped Chair, the seat for the Almighty Sir Lord Ian Fistman. OBE.

The ship goes at a decent speed, with it able to leave the Solar System within 20 minutes. Light Speed is optional, but highly unreccomended as Light Speed Travel is still very experimental. Ian boards the ship with his crew of around 30. About 25 of them know what their doing. The other 5 or so came along because they were bored and couldn't be f****d getting a job on Earth. Ian started up the ship, and it rose out of the Docking Port and flew out into space, bound for Glory.