At this point, I should explain the origin of what Ian is today. You see, about 8 years ago he was an average person living in his Parents house. He had a job at a local Video Store, and loved eating Rehydrated Sushi Pizza. All of this was great until one day during the 'Eurasia-Austerica War', he signed up to fight in any local areas, as he was bored of doing nothing all day. After 15 seconds of fighting, an opposing fighter lodged a damaged granade encased in gold. It hit him in the leg and caused massive injury.
It took Doctors 18 Minutes to repair his problems. Though, there were some complications. The surgery removed...things. Things not normally removed from pulling out Gold from someone's leg. It removed emotions. Well, not exactly 'removed' them as much as 'muted' them. They were still there, just very quiet. Only Anger and Glory were left alone. It also muted his Pain threshold, thereby causing him to feel little to no pain when injured. It's almost like the Exploding Gold 'rebuilt' him to be some machine of sorts.
When he was sent home, he moved out of his Parents House, and quit his job at the Video Store by throwing Explosive Video Tapes at his Manager. He then moved to the Wilderness to practice the power of 'Awesome'. Ian Fistwinkle from some small town in some Country was reborn...as Ian Fistman...
Thursday, May 20, 2010
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